Holywood, CA - Production officials announced today that the newest Harry Potter book will become the next Harry Potter movie sequel. 'Harry Potter meets Abbott and Costello' will go into production this summer and will star the usual cast members, plus veteran political hack, Karl Rove, in one of the lead roles as comic Lou Costello.The movie is set in Brooklyn, New York and is the typical Potter-fare but with a twist, this time it's about murder, love.
'HARRY POTTER MEETS ABBOTT AND COSTELLO'
The mystery deepens when Harry Potter arrives at the 3rd floor apartment of Lou Costello (Rove) and finds landlord, Sidney Fields, dead on the floor with one of Harry's magic wands through his eye. Mike the Cop shows up to take a statement and notices Harry's eyes checking out the upstairs hottie, Hillary Brooke. All fingers point to Harry, but a hidden clue left by fruit seller, the very Italian Mr. Botchagalupe, leads to the real culprit!
Rove had this to say about his new character role, " Of course, it's been my first time wearing a 'fat suit', but I've gotten plenty of tips from Michael Moore about mannerisms. Also, I've been watching Eddie Murphy's performance in the 'Nutty Professor' as well.
The author strayed abit from her usual fare of catering to the younger set, as she put it, "I look at it this way, a book and movie for adults ought to net me another 200 million dollars or so. Besides, I get to allow Harry to get a hard-on in this story!"The movie release date is November 2008. Rated MA-18
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